“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
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“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
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“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
((ooc: too hilarious to not reblog. Also, I want them all, esp. Cap))
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What do you think of Superboy and the Black Canary develop something in the second season?
Well, I can’t boss around my other dimension self, but uh, isn’t he a little too young? And it seems she’s very happy with her Green Arrow (I would be too if my archer was a little buffer ;) )
Stay away from the Music Meister. :-(
Believe me, anon, I try. He keeps popping up on my patrols. Don’t worry, I can handle myself. These boots were made for more than walkin’. And they leave great prints on his suits. ;)
Saved by: Thor
Best friend: Hulk
Lover: Loki (WOW I SCORED)
Cockblocked by: Iron Man
Enemy: Iron Man (He would be, if he cockblocked me.)
Killed by: Captain America (Jealousy issues)
Wow this is the bare bones to a bad fanfic right here.
Saved by: Black Widow
Best friend: Black Widow again!
Lover: Captain America (Yesssssssss!)
Cockblocked by: … Captain America.
Enemy: Iron Man
Killed by: Thor (Whyyyyyyy!?)
Saved by: Hawkeye
Best Friend: Black Widow
Lover: Captain America (YES YES YES I DO YES YES YES!!!)
Cockblocked by: Thor (omg whut)
Enemy: Loki (eh ok)
Killed by: Iron Man (Jealousy issues?!?!)
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Oh- um! I s-said you were
cute- I meanhandsome- Um I mean-
-DUMMY’S SAYIN’ STUPID WORTHLESS THINGS LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES! IT AIN’T NONE OF YA BUSINESS BLONDIE!
Heh… I didn’t think It was stupid at all….
I have a few “stupid” things I could say too… Pick me up at 7 and you can hear them…
We should be back to normal by then…
Oh my! That’s right alice, go after what you want! ;)
Harvey Broome
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaHarvey Benjamin Broome (July 15, 1902 – March 8, 1968) was an American lawyer, writer and conservationist. A native of Knoxville, Tennessee, Broome was a founding member of The Wilderness Society,[2] for which he served as president from 1957 until his death in 1968, and played a key role in the establishment of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.[1] The Tennessee Chapter of the Sierra Club is named the “Harvey Broome Group” in his honor.
Hamani Diori (6 June 1916 – 23 April 1989) was the first President of the Republic of Niger. He was appointed to that office in 1960, when Niger gained independence.
Yana “Yanka” Stanislavovna Dyagileva (Russian: Яна Станиславовна Дягилева; 4 September 1966 – c. 9 May 1991) was a Russian poet and singer-songwriter.
Joachim Georg Kroll (17 April 1933 - 1 July 1991) was a German serial killer and cannibal.
WHY?!
Nathaniel Borden (September 22, 1932 – September 30, 1992) was a professional American football defensive end in the National Football League and the American Football League.
Harold E. Ballard (July 30, 1903 – April 11, 1990) was an owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs of the National Hockey League (NHL) as well as their home arena, Maple Leaf Gardens. A member of the Leafs organization from 1940 and a senior executive from 1957, he became part-owner of the team in 1961 and was majority owner from February 1972 until his death.
James Benson Irwin (March 17, 1930 – August 8, 1991) was an American astronaut and engineer. He served as Lunar Module pilot for Apollo 15, the fourth human lunar landing; he was the eighth human to walk on the Moon.[1]
Fred Matthews Young (1907– 13 December 1993) was a Canadian, democratic socialist,politician. He was an ordained minister and long time organizer for the Co-operative Commonwealth Federation (CCF).[1]
Thomas-Henri Lefebvre (23 May 1927 – 20 November 1992) was a Liberal party member of the Canadian House of Commons. He was born in North Bay, Ontario and became a garage owner and operator by career.[1]
Arthur J. Bressan, Jr.(* 1943; died 1987) was an American filmmaker.
Although the bulk of his output was in the gay pornography genre, he also wrote and directed Buddies. Released in 1985, Buddies was the first American feature film on the subject of the AIDS pandemic. Other films included Gay USA (1978), an early documentary film about the burgeoning gay rights movement in America that came at a time when that movement was facing backlash from such people as Anita Bryant; and Abuse (1983), a dramatic film about a young effeminate boy who seeks out an older gay man to escape his parents, who torture him in their home.
Bressan died of an AIDS-related illness on July 28, 1987.
I am okay with this.
Gitta Alpár (February 5, 1903 - February 17, 1991), was a Hungarian-born opera andoperetta soprano.
Gitta Alpár was born in Budapest as Klopfer Regina. At an early age she commenced the study of singing and pianoforte at the Academy of Budapest. Her first public appearance was at age eighteen at the Budapest State Opera House which led to a long contract and her singing all over the world. In 1931, Alpar married actor Gustav Fröhlich, with whom she had a child, Julika. Her first films were made in Germany. The marriage was dissolved in 1935 because Alpar was Jewish and the marriage was illegal inNational Socialist Germany. Alpar appeared on “Hitler’s hit list”, along with Charlie Chaplin and others, in the pages of the anti-semitic book, Juden sehen Dich an byJohann von Leers[citation needed].
Alpar left Germany in 1933, first for Austria (where the film version of Ball im Savoy was made) and Hungary, then England and eventually the United States, where she continued her singing and film career. She died in Los Angeles.
Both my character and I sing. It is fate :)
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Yay. -he beams and stacks the blocks on the floor beside them- My daddy’s name is Ollie. But I like Daddy better, it makes him mine. He’s really tall and he shoots arrows and he gives the best hugs.
*Her eyebrows quirk up and her curiousity peaks* He sounds like a good Daddy. Are your Mommy and Daddy married?
He’s the best! -Drake throws his hands up in the air for emphasis, then thinks, trying to remember what married is- No. Not yet. Daddy gave her a shiny ring for her birthday though.
*She chuckles and hugs her knees* I bet she really liked that shiny ring then.
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You have her name too! -Drake claps his hands excitedly- Oh yeah, Mommy says I have to be nice if I want people to be nice to me. I like making new friends too. Are we friends?
*Giggles as she sits down next to him* Yes, we’re friends now. *Gasp!* Your mommy and I have the same name? That’s quite a surprise. What’s your daddy’s name? Is he as handsome as you?
Yay. -he beams and stacks the blocks on the floor beside them- My daddy’s name is Ollie. But I like Daddy better, it makes him mine. He’s really tall and he shoots arrows and he gives the best hugs.
*Her eyebrows quirk up and her curiousity peaks* He sounds like a good Daddy. Are your Mommy and Daddy married?
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I don’t like daycare. I miss Mama and Daddy.
Awww, well aren’t you such a cutie pie? 83 <3
Huh? You look like Mommy. Hi, I’m Drake. -he grins big- Drake T. Lance-Queen.
*Melts at his grin* People tell me I look like your mommy. My name’s Dinah. It’s very nice to meet you, Drake. You’re a very polite little guy, your mommy taught you well. <3
You have her name too! -Drake claps his hands excitedly- Oh yeah, Mommy says I have to be nice if I want people to be nice to me. I like making new friends too. Are we friends?
*Giggles as she sits down next to him* Yes, we’re friends now. *Gasp!* Your mommy and I have the same name? That’s quite a surprise. What’s your daddy’s name? Is he as handsome as you?
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I don’t like daycare. I miss Mama and Daddy.
Awww, well aren’t you such a cutie pie? 83 <3
Huh? You look like Mommy. Hi, I’m Drake. -he grins big- Drake T. Lance-Queen.
*Melts at his grin* People tell me I look like your mommy. My name’s Dinah. It’s very nice to meet you, Drake. You’re a very polite little guy, your mommy taught you well. <3
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I don’t like daycare. I miss Mama and Daddy.
Awww, well aren’t you such a cutie pie? 83 <3
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HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA~?

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Curiouser and curiouser…
Oh. You’re a talking Jervis dog…
Well, good.
You ended up on my front porch. Mind explaining how exactly yougot there? And what happened to your foot..?
Oh dear, we have been busy since the ‘incident’, haven’t we, Miss Pleasance? Associating with other unstable individuals, arguing with inanimate objects, and now talking to animals? It appears that Jervis Tetch has had a larger impact on your mental condition then we thought… It’s such a shame to see a promising mind such as yours go to SUCH a waste…
((ooc: LOVE THE ROAD TO EL DORADO REFERENCE.))
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